Thursday, May 28, 2009

My #followfriday links for 05/29

Last week I had a go at a Follow Friday experiment, that wonderful weekly Twitter group hug which is something of a lovefest for its fans, but an absolute spam nightmare for others. The retweets pile up in no time, so the idea was to list my recommendations here. #followfriday afficionados can visit the page and retweet the link; everyone else shouldn't be unduly disturbed. Last week I chickened out at the last moment and ended up sending the lists out the old-fashioned way. This week, let's try it just using the web. All I'm planning to do is to scatter the link announcements across a few timezones, so let's see how many visits we get this time. Of course, if you want to be in next week, interact with me and we'll take it from there.

So, without further ado, here's this week's list!

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Smile. You deserve it.

I had something of an odd experience this weekend. We were in a restaurant with five teenage (or almost teenage) kids in tow; three of our own, two of their friends, and the hostess naturally of course addressed me as "Sir". (Seriously, how else would I expect to be addressed? In many ways, perhaps wrangling five teenagers in a restaurant deserves a knighthood). The odd thing was, I didn't like it. All of a sudden, I felt very old. I don't think this has ever bothered me before. Our server was obviously quite a bit younger than I am, and scribbled "Thank you Sir!" on the back of our check. It wasn't as if I was expecting her to write "I finish here at 11. Let's have some fun", but there it was, in ink. Maybe I should just count myself lucky I wasn't asked if I needed help getting to my car.

The brief drive home was no better either. The guy in front had his obligatory inflammatory political and religious bumper stickers; diametrically opposed to mine. Therefore, he must be an idiot incapable of driving, right? Just by being there he was pushing my blood pressure through the roof. I was at boiling point, shouting all sorts of things at him through the windshield.

And then it seemed this funk hung around for several days. I'm one of those lucky people - I love my job - but it just wasn't doing a thing for me. The one hundred crazy ideas floating round in my head, the ones I'd never get the time to do, the fun projects, the idea of one day going back to get my doctorate, the writing, the coding "just for fun", the stuff I used to do, the stuff I no longer did because I just "didn't have the time" - every last one of them jabbered away in the back of my head. "You'll never do these things. You'll start them but never finish them. Most of them are crap. Very few of them serve any purpose. You'll never find the perhaps one good idea in there."

Last night I decided enough was enough, and I had to cut loose. I let the ideas come as a stream of consciousness, left, right and center - the things that I'd make sure I did today, things that were guaranteed to make me smile - the irresistible things. Sometimes you've just got to let yourself be a kid. Let your hair down, while you still have some. Just thinking about them made me grin. Writing them down right now is making me beam. Actually doing them today - that's going to be the best bit. Perhaps there's some here you'll enjoy too, and I'm open to suggestions!

  • Breathe deeply. Enjoy it for just how good it feels.
  • Listen to something you like. Play it loud.
  • Be a kid. Play Nintendo. Misbehave. Mess your room up a bit.
  • Whistle.
  • Find your favorite movie, picture, or a photograph. Enjoy it for just how beautiful it is.
  • Find something funny. Laugh at it. Not giggle, laugh. Split-your-sides, roll-on-floor, get-the-hiccups, pee-your-pants laughter.
  • Eat something you like, that you haven't eaten for years. It's almost mystical. Orgasmic, even.
  • Laugh at your most ridiculous bodily functions. Appreciate the fact that you can still perform them.
  • Reminisce about family, old friends, past loves. Just the good bits. The bad stuff's long gone.
  • Remember your species' survival and emotional well-being depended highly on being able to look at others' body parts. Don't resist that primal urge. Most importantly, don't lie about it when your partner catches you doing so. Bottoms are on the back for a reason.
  • Flirt a little. No, scratch that. Flirt a lot. Mercilessly. If you'd appreciate being made to feel good about yourself, someone else would too.
  • If it's raining - and it's chucking it down here - go out and stand in it. If it's not, get the sprinkler out.
  • Think of the best compliments you've ever been paid. Live up to them. Then go and deliver them to someone else. Maybe even a stranger.
  • If you've got to be restrained with any of these things - because you're at work, or in public - make sure you make up for it with twice as much mischief later.

I'm feeling better already, and I've only done a few of these so far today. The day's only just beginning.

Smile. You deserve it.

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Back to civilization!

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Heading out to the internetless boondocks for Memorial Day.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Going to Louisville Zoo for the day.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

My Follow Friday List

Follow Friday on Twitter is quite a community event. People all over tweet lists of their friends as suggestions of people to follow - the tweeted people see the messages in their timeline, or on TweetDeck, and deserving folks pick up a few extra followers. Recommendations are tweeted throughout the day, which, by the wonder of an Internet crossing all timezones, lasts about 48 hours. It's a boisterous and noisy affair - think of it as something like a group hug. However, it's not without its critics, mainly because of the enormous amount of noise tweets - and the inevitable retweets - end up generating. Like most Twitter messages containing links, the proportion that are actually clicked on is, I imagine, exceptionally low. Many treat it as Recommend Friday, and forget the follow bit - just getting their Twitter user name in everyone's timeline is what they're after. (Thanks to @Azlen for that observation). For many, the entire Follow Friday experience is a continuous wave of spam. A group hug is all well and good, but a group hug between people with thousands of followers each is just asking for trouble. (Especially when some folks are after something a lot less polite than a hug!).

So, I'm doing Follow Friday differently this week. I'm listing my recommendations right here, on this page. I'll be sending out @replies to these lucky folks, so they'll be sure they're getting the credit - and the sort of people who visit this page have already had to click on a link, so hopefully that will cut down the amount of spam followers as well. Most importantly, though, there won't be as much noise made for the people whom Follow Friday has become such a distraction. Please let me know in the comment area what you think about this way of doing things... if it doesn't work, never mind, but if by work you mean "quality followers" as opposed to quantity, I'll be happy.

Special thanks to @sharonandalex for pointing out just how crazy Follow Friday can be. And... if you didn't make the list? Interact with me before next week :)


Have a great Follow Friday!

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Saturday, May 16, 2009

Just cried at Star Trek end titles. The future is bright. Brilliant.
Listening to Help! "The Night Before" and "I NeedYou" are undervalued Beatles songs.
Son's Bakugan obsession satisfied - now it's off to see Star Trek. I'm surprisingly excited.
Just dropped kids off at a party - talk about the boonies. They have to ship sunshine in.
Just saw an ad for a "slimming shirt" - it's a man-girdle!
Migraine's killing me. Like daggers in my head.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Anyone else noticed? Greetings cards these days are all crap.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

How the GuestBlog Me service works

The GuestBlog Me blog at http://guestblogme.posterous.com is a quick and easy way to get some more exposure for your best blog work. It's a great way for new bloggers to get more views, established bloggers to pick up new followers, and readers to pick up some content they would have otherwise missed. You don't even need to have your own blog to post - just an email address and a Twitter account.
 
Under the covers, Posterous autoposts the blog to several other sites, for better long-term discovery by search engines. However, a more immediate response is by an autopost to Twitter. Within seconds of your post's approval, it'll be announced as a tweet from @guestblogme - with a high concentration of followers interested in blogging. Your writing gets more exposure. In return, this blog collects _quality_ articles, encouraging ever more readers to follow or subscribe.
 
Long-term supporters of the service may be offered Contributor status, allowing them to post without moderation and use their own social networking destinations for announcements, courtesy of Posterous.

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What's appropriate content for GuestBlog Me?

GuestBlog Me is subject, above all, to the Posterous Terms Of Service - any content that contravenes that will be rejected outright. Essentially, standard web etiquette applies. Be sure to check out the terms before you post.
 
Posts will be moderated before they are applied to the site, and any that are deemed inappropriate will be rejected at the moderator's sole discretion. In particular, posts will be rejected if they appear to be fraudulent attempts to game the system, such as by misappropriating the work of another, using URL rewriting or other technologies to conceal the true destination of embedded links, or any other mechanism to attempt to avoid the Terms.
 
The site's focus is on quality writing, so for instance posts that are thinly-disguised efforts to obtain affiliate referrals and so on will not be approved. The moderators reserve the right to reject any content; no further justification is necessary.
 
Posts must be correctly tagged and linked to the original author (for instance blog and/or Twitter identity) to be considered. In particular this is to make sure all writing is original work. Copyrighted works, or commercial endeavors, are not allowed by the Posterous TOS. By submitting work you are licensing Posterous to display it on this site -you retain all copyright and other rights.
 
The GuestBlog Me blog is for "general interest" and "neutral" posts only. Topics such as politics and religion, while not expressly prohibited, must be presented in a balanced way for consideration.

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Walkthrough - guest blogging by e-mail

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It's Samuel Taylor Coleridge. Hello Sam, how are you today? Oh dear, not very happy. Is it the blogging? Not going so well?

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Oh dear. Have you tried Twitter? That might help you promote your blog.

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Hmmmm. That doesn't seem to be going very well either. Maybe we can help you out. Follow @guestblogme for starters. Then compose a new e-mail and address it to post@guestblogme.posterous.com.

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Great. Now add a subject. Remember to tag it with your Twitter name, just like this:

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Wonderful. Now it might be a good idea to start your post with a short autobiography. Tell us who you are, give us a link to your blog and your Twitter profile. This will help your new readers find you!

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Now go ahead and write the article you want to post. If you've already got an existing blog post, you should be able to just copy and paste that into the mail. Use rich text and it'll keep all your formatting.

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Looks like you're good to go. Go ahead and send that, and let's see what happens. Wow, that didn't take long at all. You just got a message from Posterous saying you're waiting for moderator approval, and an invitation to create your own Posterous site, if you don't already have one. If you like blogging simply by sending an e-mail, and want a full Posterous site of your own, perhaps you could do that later. For the moment, though, hang tight and see what happens next.

A tweet from @guestblogme - it looks like your post has been approved, posted to Posterous, and announced on Twitter. In fact, it's been posted to many other blogging sites as well, and it looks like you've already had a few visitors! Look out for more tweets and promotion of your post later. This should get you off the ground, Sam.

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The Rime Of The Ancient Mariner, part I

This is a demo of the GuestBlog Me service. Like most Romantic poets, Samuel Taylor Coleridge is having some trouble promoting his blog and getting followers on Twitter, so he's a useful demonstration of how to use the guest blogging service. The original post appears at this Blogger page and the author can be found as @samcoleridge on Twitter. Don't get too excited though, he's just an example.

An ancient Mariner meeteth three Gallants bidden to a wedding-feast, and detaineth one.

It is an ancient Mariner,
And he stoppeth one of three.
`By thy long beard and glittering eye,
Now wherefore stopp'st thou me ?

The Bridegroom's doors are opened wide,
And I am next of kin ;
The guests are met, the feast is set :
May'st hear the merry din.'

He holds him with his skinny hand,
`There was a ship,' quoth he.
`Hold off ! unhand me, grey-beard loon !'
Eftsoons his hand dropt he.

The Wedding-Guest is spell-bound by the eye of the old seafaring man, and constrained to hear his tale.

He holds him with his glittering eye--
The Wedding-Guest stood still,
And listens like a three years' child :
The Mariner hath his will.

The Wedding-Guest sat on a stone :
He cannot choose but hear ;
And thus spake on that ancient man,
The bright-eyed Mariner.

`The ship was cheered, the harbour cleared,
Merrily did we drop
Below the kirk, below the hill,
Below the lighthouse top.

The Mariner tells how the ship sailed southward with a good wind and fair weather, till it reached the Line.

The Sun came up upon the left,
Out of the sea came he !
And he shone bright, and on the right
Went down into the sea.

Higher and higher every day,
Till over the mast at noon--'
The Wedding-Guest here beat his breast,
For he heard the loud bassoon.

The Wedding-Guest heareth the bridal music ; but the Mariner continueth his tale.

The bride hath paced into the hall,
Red as a rose is she ;
Nodding their heads before her goes
The merry minstrelsy.

The Wedding-Guest he beat his breast,
Yet he cannot choose but hear ;
And thus spake on that ancient man,
The bright-eyed Mariner.

The ship driven by a storm toward the south pole.

`And now the STORM-BLAST came, and he
Was tyrannous and strong :
He struck with his o'ertaking wings,
And chased us south along.

With sloping masts and dipping prow,
As who pursued with yell and blow
Still treads the shadow of his foe,
And forward bends his head,
The ship drove fast, loud roared the blast,
The southward aye we fled.

And now there came both mist and snow,
And it grew wondrous cold :
And ice, mast-high, came floating by,
As green as emerald.

The land of ice, and of fearful sounds where no living thing was to be seen.

And through the drifts the snowy clifts
Did send a dismal sheen :
Nor shapes of men nor beasts we ken--
The ice was all between.

The ice was here, the ice was there,
The ice was all around :
It cracked and growled, and roared and howled,
Like noises in a swound !

Till a great sea-bird, called the Albatross, came through the snow-fog, and was received with great joy and hospitality.

At length did cross an Albatross,
Thorough the fog it came ;
As if it had been a Christian soul,
We hailed it in God's name.

It ate the food it ne'er had eat,
And round and round it flew.
The ice did split with a thunder-fit ;
The helmsman steered us through !

And lo ! the Albatross proveth a bird of good omen, and followeth the ship as it returned northward through fog and floating ice.

And a good south wind sprung up behind ;
The Albatross did follow,
And every day, for food or play,
Came to the mariner's hollo !

In mist or cloud, on mast or shroud,
It perched for vespers nine ;
Whiles all the night, through fog-smoke white,
Glimmered the white Moon-shine.'

The ancient Mariner inhospitably killeth the pious bird of good omen.

`God save thee, ancient Mariner !
From the fiends, that plague thee thus !--
Why look'st thou so ?'--With my cross-bow
I shot the ALBATROSS.

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Guest Blogging by email!

Guest blogging is a proven way to get your work out to a larger audience. Everyone wins; the blogger, the host, and the readers - but guest blog gigs are usually open only to the big guys. Now using the magic of Posterous, _anyone_ can guest blog - right here - and your work will be promoted on Twitter and autoposted to several other blog sites.
 
It's easy! It's little more than copying and pasting an existing blog article into an email, and sending it to post@guestblogme.posterous.com - we'll take it from there. Feel free to attach links, photos, or documents - the folks at Posterous will always do the right thing.
 
There's just a couple of edits you'll want to do. Firstly, make sure you append
 
((tag: yourtwittername))
 
at the end of the _subject_. This not only serves as a safeguard against spambots, but also will tag your posts not only on guestblogme but throughout Posterous as well. Untagged posts won't be accepted.
 
The second edit is the whole point of the exercise! You should add a short autobiography at the beginning of your post. You might want to italicize it to keep it separate from the rest of the article. Be sure to contain hyperlinks to your blog, your Twitter account, and the original article if applicable. Your new readers will then know where to find you!
 
Submissions will be moderated - all posts have to fit the Posterous Terms of Service, there should be a link below to check those out. Basically, nothing hateful, harmful, unsuitable, don't try to sell anything, don't violate copyright. It'll take maybe 24 hours to moderate - I am, after all, only human - once it's done make sure you follow @guestblogme on Twitter for announcements about your post.
 
Give it a try - if you have any questions or ideas, don't hesitate to message @guestblogme on Twitter. I'm excited about giving this a go - hopefully it'll result in more views for the most deserving blogs out there!

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Grow Your Followers With Twinfluence

One handy tool I've been using while getting my Twitter following off the ground is Twinfluence (http://twinfluence.com), which pumps a lot of statistical muscle into your Twitter follower stats. Don't worry too much about all the numbers and mathematical mumbo-jumbo; the important number Twinfluence calculates is your 'reach'.
 
What's reach? Put simply, it's your followers, plus _their_ followers. One way to think about it is it's the number if people on Twitter who are potentially just one RT away. It's more useful than just counting followers; you can guarantee that count includes a lot of people who are silent, or bots.
 
With a little thought, you can use Twinfluence as a guide to picking good-quality people who will add value to your network. Having a high Twinfluence scorer follow you back will extend your reach; since their score is high, their followers are more likely to be strong Twitter users as well.
 
Once you've computed your scores, they're updated every 24 hours and @twinfluence will tweet them. A good way to get leads then is to follow @twinfluence (or, if that gets too noisy, just periodically check their profile for updates). Look for high-scoring users - preferably higher than your own - and check their profiles. If they're of the same interests as you, and are likely to follow back, that's someone definitely worth following.

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Sunday, May 10, 2009

Phew! Back to the cilivized world again.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Laughing at Bose commercial. Foley artist claims viewers 'expect sophistication.' She's breaking celery.
83yo fatherinlaw keeps asking "Use that d**m internet to get me a woman!" - *sigh*.
Thanks to @frombecca and @WoodlandSpirit for #followfriday tweets!

Friday, May 8, 2009

Out in the internetless boondocks for the weekend - e-mail only! Thanks ping.fm.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Waiting for someone to give a one-word Star Trek review before I decide to go or not.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Twitter needs a new magic symbol

Apparently, in the early days of Twitter, nobody thought about @replies - and certainly nobody thought about #tags either. I think it's time for another one. I'm quite partial to %.
 
What could it do? It could be a much better URL shortener, first off. No http's, no whoever the current favorite .ly is, just % and the magic number. Saves a few characters, right? But it could be even more.
 
What if the % was linked to the poster? What if it signified that link was approved by the tweeter, coming from that tweeter's own site? What if we had an application that would filter just the tweets with % in? Wouldn't this be a better way to share links with Twitter?
 
Wouldn't this be what Twitter needs to really replace RSS?

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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Choosing a guest post subject


After you've written your first few blog posts, you'll hopefully have experienced just how delightful having your own publishing platform can be. You write what you want, when you want. If however you manage to secure a guest gig, that may change. Your host likely has a schedule for you, and guidelines to follow - it's up to you then to choose your topics wisely, lest you either end up exhausting your host's goodwill or, worse, your writing ends up feeling like work.
 
Most of us have a niche; a specific set of topics that we write about - some niches are very specialized. It's very important then that, when guesting, you don't immediately assume your new readers are in exactly the same niche. Break your readers in gently; a good introductory post is a start. If you're lucky, you'll get comments that will help direct your future posts.
 
However, do not give up on your area of expertise entirely - or, even worse, attempt to write outside your "comfort zone" purely to appease your host. Chances are you'll neither enjoy it, nor produce your best work. Authors who can flit from genre to genre are few and far between in the literary world. It's uncommon to find bloggers who can do it, either.
 
The trick then is to find a way to write for your audience that pulls them into your niche. It can be done. There are some very visual demonstrations of this, for example, check out the talks at http://www.ted.com - these are some very brilliant people with very specialized areas of study. The most captivating of these speakers are those who convey their fanaticism for their subjects to a general audience. Particle physicists can get standing ovations - so can you. Just assume your audience has basic smarts, and do your best to _excite_ them about your particular niche.

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Choosing Your Best Content


It makes a lot of sense at some point during your blogging to give your best content another chance. Even reposting it to your own blog can have positive results; perhaps new subscribers have yet to see your older posts. Finding a new venue such as a guest blog to expose your work to completely new readers is even better.
 
How then do you determine what's your best - most repostable - content? The answer typically isn't page views. Just because your content did well the first time doesn't necessarily make it your best work. A lot of deserving posts don't get a lot of readers because of several circumstances - for instance, if you posted it during some media frenzy about something else.
 
Every blogger typically has posts they were proud of, and were surprised at the low number of views they received. This, too, doesn't necessarily make those posts good candidates to try again. We are notoriously blinkered when it comes to our own work. Nevertheless, you ought to be able to draw up a short-list of your better posts. Try to be objective.
 
If you still need some guidelines, try the following ideas. A good post that deserves a second outing ought to be _timeless_. A post for instance about a news item or a passing fad may not stand the test of time - though it might be worth revisiting and performing some edits to bring it up to date. _General interest_ is also an indicator of repostability. We all have our niches, so it's likwly very specific posts have a low target audience to start with. Aim for something a wider audience can relate to. A car mechanics blogger might have a post about trying to use a 10mm socket for a 3/8" bolt - or a post about the importance of regular maintenance. Which one is more likely to appeal to more new readers?
 
There is, however, one key topic that always fits the ideas of timelessness and general interest. Everyone is an expert on at least one topic. _Themselves_. An autobiographical article, perhaps explaining why you're interested in your pet topic, may well be your best bet. Readers like to read blogs - but people prefer to read about people.

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Monday, May 4, 2009

Hoping to start offering guest spots on Wednesday. Maybe even Tuesday.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Playing The Twitter Follow Game


Chasing followers on Twitter is a wonderfully ironic process. You want followers, so you choose people to follow, in the hope they'll follow you back. Conventional wisdom even tells you exactly how to track down good-quality followers. You're interested in X. Find the guru for X on Twitter. They're unlikely to follow you - so bring up the guru's followers, they're interested in X, too. Surely, they're your best bets?
 
Guess what? Conventional wisdom is wrong. Oh, you'll get followers, sure. But _quality_ followers? Forget it. Be warned, what I'm about to write will probably sound like the poison scene in _The Princess Bride_.
 
Put yourself in the bad guy's shoes - whoever the bad guy is for you - and see how they reason. Everyone is after the big guns' follower list. Those are huge lists. So huge, in fact, most players of the follow game only check the first page or two.
 
Drumroll, please. The best place to be if you're looking to snag followers under false pretenses is near the top of one of the big guys' lists. And the punchline? There's an easy way to get there. Simply unfollow and refollow the guru. Try it. I bet you'll get a brief burst ot unsolicited followers - I did. For the price of one follow, you've baited a trap for those smart enough to play the follow game. What's more, people duped into following the bad guy will poison their own well. You'll be right at the top of _that_ bad guy's list, for other bad guys to find, and the bad guy will auto-follow into _your_ list, detracting quality followers while inviting the vermin.
 
Ah-hah - I hear you say - but if I know that you know that I think... Yup, it's the poison cup scene, sure enough. So, the big question - how do you win the follow game?
 
_You don't_. The only way you're going to get quality followers on Twitter is to impress them with the reason you want to be followed! Your blog, your business, your wonderful personality... Not how well you play Twitter tag - that'll just get you quantity.

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Getting Your Title Right For Twitter


Some things make a lot of sense. Announcing your blog entries on Twitter, for instance, is a great idea - so much so, in fact, that if you have a blog and _don't_have a Twitter account to announce to, you're surely missing out on a huge potential audience. Rustle up plenty of followers interested in your niche, run your post address through a URL shortener, and tweet away. Posterous, of course, does all this without you having to lift a finger. Peachy.
 
However, don't expect wonders from this straight out of the box. Take a look at the tweets you send out. The Posterous default is your blog title, followed by the shortened URL. If your blog title is too long for this to fit in a 140-character tweet, it'll get truncated.
 
So, keep your title short. Punchy. Make sure it sells the post, on its own.
 
Take another look. Shortened URL's are notoriously untrustworthy, and your potential audience knows that. Some shortening services, and TweetDeck, allow you to preview the destination, and make sure you're not about to be scammed or clickjacked - but you'll only get this far if your followers have already decided your link is worth checking. Kill two birds with one stone. Prefix your tweet with 'blog post:' or something similar. It'll tell your readers what to expect from the link. (On Posterous, look under Advanced Settings in your Twitter autopost destination).
 
This costs you characters, so keep your title short.
 
Finally, retweets. These are the lifeblood of using Twitter to promote your blog. You want your followers to tell _their_ followers about your post, and you'll pick up new readers and followers as well. If one of the Twitter big guns retweets your blog announcement, you've got it made in the shade. If you need convincing, try http://twinfluence.com - you'll see their key stat is '2nd-order followers'. These people are just a retweet away. That's a big number.
 
Of course, adding RT and your Twitter name is going to take more characters, too. So, keep your title short. Some posters even add 'please RT' - costs even more - also, be warned. Begging for RT's is considered bad manners by many. Use sparingly.
 
Oh, did I mention - keep your title short?

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Saturday, May 2, 2009

Human Psychology, Face Recognition, and Twitter Profiles


Listen. Somewhere, deep in our collective psyche, humans have something of a knack for faces. Call it what you like; an evolutionary adaptation, the spark of the divine perhaps, and analyze it all day if you want, but it's true. Some of us might regularly forget a name, but we very rarely forget a face.
 
In fact, we're so good at spotting faces we have a knack for finding them in the most curious places. No doubt then this is why our religious icons choose to manifest themselves on a burnt tortilla, a piece of toast, or in the divination favorite of yesteryear, tea leaves. A collection of shapeless shadows on a rock on another planet is surely a face. It's a rock, we know. They're shadows, we know that too. It's a lousy photograph as well. But our brains so much _want_ it to be a face, that it can be hard to persuade us otherwise.
 
It doesn't stop at faces; we're anthropomorphic elsewhere as well. We name our cars, project human-like behaviors onto our pets, visualize robots in science-fiction as androids, and identify faceless organizations like the telephone company with the people who advertise them. In the past few years, even something as dull as auto insurance now has a (female) face.
 
Presumably our abilities to recognize other humans, even at a distance, contributed greatly to our chances of survival. Oddly enough, it's still true. If you're not recognizable online, you're as good as dead. I tried it for a while. I've already got a personal Twitter account; I wanted a separate one for this blog. I found myself a nice old typewriter picture. Seemed a good fit.
 
It didn't last 24 hours. Not that anyone complained. Not that I tried to tweet what the typewriter had for breakfast. It just didn't fit, pure and simple. Take a look at the twitterati in your favorite niche. Most of them have human faces. Not all of us are particularly attractive humans, but we're real. Our faces convey an element of trust. Even some of the twitterbots pretend to be human, with names like @MrMilestone or @MrTweet.
 
Take this to heart. Whatever your endeavor on the web, first and foremost, be yourself - no matter what else, it's the only way you'll convey any trust.

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Non-human profile pics and Twitter just don't mix. This picture has to go.

Private Betas and Other Web Confidence Tricks


Today has been, quite frankly, an almighty pain in the rear end. I've been trying to setup this little guest blogging experiment of mine; getting all my ducks in a row. Wiring up my automation services. Attempting to seduce followers on Twitter. Then it occurred to me.
 
I've become what I despise the most.
 
You've seen them out there, those tantalizing invitations, those seedy cyberspace Sirens. "Follow @whoever for a private beta of whatever". Of course, let's not forget the plaintive "please RT!" at the end. They blink at you like the gaudy neon outside a strip joint.
 
The sad thing is, people click on them. Does anything strike you as wrong about this picture?
 
Before anyone says anything, yes, I know. This isn't real life; it's Twitter. Nevertheless, it's odd behavior from us, to say the least. We're all supposedly smart enough to refuse candy from strangers in the real world. Limit us to 140 characters, and we'll do it all the time.
 
I managed to stop myself, fortunately, long before I got to tweet the "private beta" invitation, pulled myself back from the brink of being a Twitter zombie running on auto-follow. And I tweeted. By hand. As if, underneath this inanimate avatar, I was actually a real person.
 
Hang on. Wait. I am a real person. I'm not an inanimate object at all, I just play one on Twitter. Every once in a while though, I'll have to drop the facade and be real. Just for a change.

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Maybe we should just follow who we *like*, instead. :-)
But who do you follow if you want to be like the people who follow x? Hint: it isn't x :)
Looks like I forgot the Twitter follow rule. To be like x, follow the people who follow x.

Guest Blogging is Powerful, But Underutilized


Some of the most popular blog sites out there make good use of guest bloggers. Make no bones about it. Guest blogging is a powerful way to gain exposure. Even better, it seems everybody wins. The guest blogger gets a new captive audience of subscribers to appreciate their work. The host blog gets good content with comparatively less effort than it would take to write that content themselves. If the guest has a high profile, the host will gain some extra traffic as well. Meanwhile the readers - let's not forget about the readers please, they're the reason we're here! - get to enjoy some good-quality content they might never have stumbled upon before. If readers follow the guest blogger out of their cave to the host site, or host subscribers follow the guest back to his cave, there's benefits all round.

That said, why is it then that there aren't more guest blog spots out there? Well, it turns out there's a catch. You have to be a pretty big fish in the blogging world to either attract guests, or offer yourself to sit-in on a well-established site. I'm sure for instance sites like boingboing have to beat off guest blogger applicants with a stick. Meanwhile, the wealth of good writers who are new to blogging are unlikely to be able to market themselves for a guest blog spot. It certainly doesn't hurt for small sites to try to get big-name bloggers to guest for them, or for newcomers to try for a big break on one of those headline sites - but it doesn't seem likely to happen. In both cases, it's the sort of hard marketing work that detracts from what the new blog or writer wants to do - which is, of course, write.

Wouldn't it be nice to open up the benefits of guest blogging to the little guys? That's what this site is all about. There might just be a simple way to make it possible...

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The Biggest Obstacle Faced By New Bloggers


There are some great writers out there. I mean, really, really, great writers. People who deserve an audience, and, at one time or another, they'll contemplate starting a blog.

That's the easy part - after all, it's never been easier to start a blog, and as a result, there's a ridiculous number of blogs out there. There's obvious downsides to that quantity; there's a huge variation in quality, and making your own work stand out from the crowd takes a significant amount of effort. Far too many writers (both for blogs and for more conventional publishing) start out with a false premise. They assume they're great writers - perhaps they've even been told so in the past - and because of that, they'll fall into Field Of Dreams-like beliefs in what will happen once they start publishing their writing. If you blog it, they will come. Sadly, it rarely pans out like that.

There are some great blog promoters out there, as well. Unfortunately, we can't all be good at everything. In fact, the number of people who are good at both writing and web promotion is surely very small. In fact, I'd go as far as to suggest that the two might even work against each other. The personality type that produces good writing is highly unlikely to be much good at self-promotion; likewise, those who are dedicated enough to spend a lot of time "selling their brand" probably don't have a lot of time left to crank out the really good stuff. Take a look. These folks are good at Twitter self-promotion in the 'blogger' category - and, depending on your personal tastes, you might not consider many of them great writers. (Of course, being a 'great writer' and a 'great blogger' aren't necessarily the same thing).

Back to our new bloggers. After a short period of time - perhaps about two or three weeks - aspiring bloggers begin to get disillusioned. They've churned out some wonderful stuff, perhaps some of their best work, and are disappointed when they visit their blog dashboard and discover they're not getting many page views. There's a few courses of action available. Many just throw in the towel, and another soul enters the blogging graveyard. Some will persist with their writing - which is probably the best thing to do. The quality topics are still there to be crawled by the search engines. Visitors will eventually come, won't they? Posts will fall on the blog, but if there's nobody there, do they make a sound? However, they're not the group I feel most sorry for. Things are most difficult for those new bloggers who look at their disappointing page views and decide to do something about it. Ironically misquoting Edward Gibbon, unprovided with social networking, unformed in the habits of Twitter, unskilled in the arts of self-promotion, they resolve to promote their site on the net. Perhaps shortly they realize that they're spending more time on the promotion (which many of them hate) than they are on the writing they loved. This isn't right.

This is what this site is all about. It's an experiment, let's get that straight from the start, and, just like our aspiring bloggers above, I won't hesitate to pull the plug if it just doesn't work, but several pieces of a puzzle fell into place yesterday. There's a way to get good new bloggers out there, for readers to discover good new stuff, for those high-profile web celebrities to find new things to write about, to introduce more people to Posterous, and - let's not forget - get this blog off the ground too. More details to come - but I'm sure those who noticed the title of this blog might have already worked it out.

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